Stop me if you’ve heard this one.

An atheist and the son of God have to team up together to fight the seven demons of sinbefore ultimately facing the Antichrist in a battle to determine the fate of all mankind. 

It’s no joke, it’s my life. 

So now I have to fight alongside someone I never believed in against monsters of immeasurable power to determine the fate of people I mostly don’t like on a planet that is doomed either way…

Saving the world with Jesus?

Up until now my greatest achievement was eating an entire pizza while drunk -crying in the bathtub. 

Maybe Armageddon won’t be so bad...